How the hell do I reference this in conversation? New York Times bestselling-author flows off the lips, but Wall Street Journal bestselling-author sounds like a bunch of vowels and consonants had a 20 car pile up.
Man, I am going to drive my wife crazy with this.
"Honey, as a Wall Street Journal bestselling author, I don't think it's my turn to clean the litter box."
"If I could weigh in as a Wall Street Journal bestselling author, I think we should make chicken salad for dinner."