My Chair, Your Butt
In addition to all the wordy gunk on that page about job requirements, here are a few unofficial ones:
* You have to have Monday nights free so you can play in my D&D game. Unless you're a total spaz, in which case you can play in Logan's campaign.
* You should probably start painting a Warmachine and/or Hordes and/or Warhammer and/or 40k army/armies.
* Invest in a four door car.
And no, you can't have my posters, the MiniMates on my PC (Booster Gold, Green Arrow, Blue Beetle, Deathstroke), or the box of D&D minis under my desk. They're coming with me over to the mechanics pit.